Wednesday, December 20, 2006

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the scum guide to 2006 top sound (updated!)

continue the sad evening of Saturday dj-waiter when others attack dj to play it goes to sleep because the next day to go to work. Time to come away from a fast lunch social pensioners who put me in the dressing room to replace gilerino and tie with the historic tomb of that Longsleeve I had made to buy from my mom when I was in high school and that is marvelously preserved thanks to its hand washing and ironing backwards. I review the ladder in the car while I plow with the province of Vercelli Canavese hills silhouetted against the horizon, back on the road who saw me get started, issuing the first stirrings of the first and thundering curses. seal the window as they passed under my grandmother's house not to wake the echoes of bass, even though the girls prefer to see you go to the province with his elbow out and subwoofer out. just a stop along the way to pick up on the roadside my cousin borgo_masino of the Rasta, who comes to see us for the first time and asks me if we have a vocalist, immediately highlights the shortcoming in my view has always been the main obstacle to the evolution of our careers, and the fact that we are ugly, we are drunk and we know not mix. parked as the beginning of the evening and spend half an hour on the sidewalk in the cold as the crack dealers from the moment that the man shit dj enzo had considered it appropriate to recommend the maximum punctuality and then linger in some tavern, sipping voluptuously selections of digestive local. when the cold begins to slowly meander up the gut enter fuck dj enzo alone in the room where we discover with horror that has just attacked merdaiolo playing a guitar with a huge (very good, I was the mood that I was not so much) that nobody has any idea when it will end and when the fuck we fuck attack us and my complaints about the fact that God makes me get up early tomorrow I that are already there at eight attached to the corkscrew electric nell'ilarità general tend to fall and some patrons of poor sensitivity make me also note that only my cock and maybe if instead of dams engineering wonder that I now found myself with less work shit.
the only effect is expected to massively increase the magnetism exerted by the bar, and for the sake of statistics we find that when have understood that we paid the local drink of managers for the second time in two should be considered a failure to pretend spilling. I must say that as a start on a Friday night spent in leafing in my archive record of the province brought me back in the hands of the colorful Some Girls Rolling Stones and it was with great pleasure that I miss you sent in the air, a splendid attempt to show a way rock'n'roll to disco music. after I was there that the console with smezzavo danilo and the rest of us do often yield to temptation Caribbean, only that with all that Danilo is a friend of mine and I respect him very much and I love him I must confess that while he was bending over the case of the disks have been cherished idea contuse of a 64-channel mixer, conceal the body, and shave a zero learning to play the stringed instrument that plays him. all for the sole purpose of assuming the identity and thereby gaining the right to access its playlists and can put Dutch Flowerz Skream!, the most dramatic manifestation sound ever produced by digital reggae, a kind of fairy tale morphine able to take over in a few minutes of the neurons of the audience to lead them into a state of hypnosis mystic dedicated to the cult of low pay. I'm sure if I asked maybe he would even put me but being that I do not like much to ask for stuff I thought the solution to simulate the accident with the mixer. so far so good, and enzo fabio impeccably continue the work on restocking the runway after touching again danilo haranguing the crowd as a local hero. My turn comes and I am suddenly aware that I was not prepared to have to dance instead of the people and the people are all there to dance and throw in a CD and cue and then take off and the countdown on the last danilo piece is imminent and there half a minute and my charger is still relentlessly and Ravano vacuum inside the bag in search of the stroke of genius that never comes, and finally throw in a piece when they feel part of dozens of balls bouncing on track. is one of those pieces with the females who sing, I thought, there are all dancing, usually the people they like the parts with the females who sing nothing but instead was a piece that does not hit a cock with what has gone before, a wave of low-ranking frociaggine crashing painfully with the guitar riff they just stopped playing and I just want to order a double whiskey for me and throw on fire with his lighter and instead ends the piece and put another one in the mp3 player seems to work and instead you feel about long-distance and Can you think god that shit inhuman, we only hope is that some asshole in a hurry to relieve me and for once I am too happy to check to see dj enzo and soak your headphones and pretend I eclipsed complaining of technical problems, which by the way dopo arriveranno davvero, ma oramai sarà troppo tardi e io per quella gente sarò sempre soltanto quel povero coglione con la maglietta dei sepultura che ci ha quasi sfanculato un bel sabato sera. per il bene di tutti il giorno dopo mi son tirato su a fatica e son tornato a servire i fritti misti, che in effetti sono quelle lì le robe che mi competono veramente. abbiamo il bignè al cioccolato, il pavesino con la marmellata, semolino, semolino al cioccolato, amaretto, cavolfiore, bistecca, salsiccia e mela. ti snocciolo l’elenco, te mi dici quello che vuoi e te li ritrovi recapitati nel piatto che non fai neanche in tempo a dirmi grazie che io son già passato a quello di fianco che gli risnocciolo da capo la filastrocca del bignè al cioccolato e il cavolfiore. cervello e polmone solo su prenotazione.

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